Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com.
Question, from Tyler on Facebook:
Worse fictitious mayor, Goldie Wilson or Bob White?
Answer:
I gotta be honest with you, Tyler…in the two and a half years that I’ve been doing the SoBros Mailbag, this is the first question that I literally cannot answer. I had to look up who Goldie Wilson was, only to be reminded of the fact that I’ve never seen Back to the Future. Oddly enough, I planned on watching this for a future edition of Stoney Sees on the SoBros Patreon. So, I’ll have to make a note to revisit this question in the future.
Question:
Question for Carson: Who's a good boy?
— SoBro Rooster (@SoBroRooster) December 3, 2020
Answer:
“Me. I am.” -Carson (probably)
Seriously, everyone throws around the term ‘good boy,’ but Carson has definitely earned that shit. I love this dog so much.
He’s the most well-behaved dog we’ve ever had. All I had to do was tell him ‘no’ when he was younger, and he would stop what he was doing. He never begged for food. I felt so bad, but he would hold his pee until someone was available to take him out. He even learned where our property lines were, and wouldn’t walk past them unless we told him it was okay.
At this point, he’s about 12 years old, and we’re starting to notice him slowing down quite a bit. These days, he’s mostly lounging around the house, sleeping. But, he still loves being outside – even though he can’t run around and play like he used to, he loves to find a good spot to lie down and just keep an eye on things. Every now and then, I’ll notice him sticking his snout in the air as if to say, “ahhhh this is the life.”
After I moved away from home, he became a really close companion to my mom. He was bad about following her around everywhere she went in that house, and would even whine and bark whenever she left. Now, we’ve noticed that he has trouble getting up and down the steps – instead of following her upstairs, he’ll sit at the bottom of the stairs and watch. It’s like he’s thinking, “okay – I’m not going to climb these damn things if she’s going to just turn right around and come back down.“
He’s always been an anxious dog, and that’s made him kinda nervous around people he doesn’t know. But, he’s always been a sweet intelligent dog with a playful disposition. This family couldn’t ask for a better companion – even though he’s not much in the way of a guard dog…
Question:
Not a question but give Carson a boop for me
— Tyler (@trtidwell) December 3, 2020
Answer:
Can confirm Carson has been adequately booped. I even upped the ante and gave him a treat to boot.
Question:
Would Carson like to join the snorunt criminal syndicate
— Snorunt Crime Syndicate (@Xenoxands) December 3, 2020
Answer:
I can confidently speak for Carson when I say “yes.” He’s in for the cause.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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