Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
Brandon answer the lingerie question
— Haus of Tindalos (@Xenoxands) April 29, 2021
Answer:
I’m still awaiting an answer, E, and at this point, I don’t think we’re going to get one.
Question:
You’re stuck on an island with one @SoBrosNetwork member. Who is it? And who do you kick off?
— Nabil Brent Remadna KXAN (@RemadnaKXAN) April 30, 2021
Answer:
Easy – it’s Cadbury. That dude is one of the most resourceful individuals I’ve ever met in my life. I fully believe that he would be prepared to handle just about anything. So, I am confident that I would not die, at least right away, if stranded in the wilderness somewhere with him. Who do I kick off? That’s a little tougher – I think I ultimately go with Brandon because he’s a bit of an agitator. He used to say things like, “I’m with you guys tonight. I can say anything I want to anybody,” expecting us to fight for him if he mouthed off to the wrong person and shit went sideways. That’s some combustible shit, and if I’m stranded on an island. I want to lay low, and NOT make shit worse. 100% could see him doing this to any sort of wildlife we’d encounter on this island, or pirates.
Question:
What’s a recent embarrassing YouTube spiral you’ve gone down?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) April 29, 2021
Answer:
Mortal Kombat – I recently wrote about my favorite Mortal Kombat characters, and I had to kind of brush up on some of the fatalities. One of those situations in which my memory was a little foggy – like…I remembered liking robot Smoke’s fatality, but I couldn’t remember what it was. So, I ended up watching YouTube videos of fatalities for over an hour (it’s no wonder those of us who grew up with this game are so fucked up). Then, I learned that some of the newer games actually had stories, so I started watching all that stuff too. Then, that progressed to looking at NEW characters that I thought looked cool. Two hours later, I’m looking at myself like, “what the fuck are you doing with your life, Stoney?”
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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