Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
How long does one go before transitioning from Fall decor to Halloween decor? My wife & I are just dying to know!
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) September 2, 2021
Answer:
In general, I am very much the “you do you and I won’t judge a mf” type. So, I’ll say…if you want to decorate for Halloween in February, by all means, I won’t stop you. But, I’ll answer your question from my perspective. I say October – I want a good solid month of fall vibes…just pumpkins, orange/red/yellow leaves, apple scents, etc. before I start putting out the jack-o-lanterns and cobwebs. Then, at midnight on November 1st, we’re moving on to Christmas decorations.
Question:
What fictional character would have an OnlyFans?
— brett (@thebrettclark) September 2, 2021
Answer:
Gotta be Tyrion Lannister – can you imagine the content? That dude went on a legendary run. He was known for his sexual prowess, so you’d be watching an expert, and could maybe get some tips (there’s a joke in there somewhere) in the process. It’s a win-win for everyone, and that man would be raking in the dough.
Question:
Do you feel like you look and act your age?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) September 2, 2021
Answer:
Given all the salt and pepper that’s popping up in my hair and my beard, and all the wrinkles that are starting to show on my face, I feel like I look every bit of 35. I don’t know – maybe if I actually slept more than five hours a night, I might not look like that, but I definitely see “approaching middle age rapidly” when I look in the mirror. As for acting my age? No, absolutely not. I am still stuck in 2006 at 20 years old in my head.
Question, from Kevin on Instagram:
Give me your take on the Vols beating Bowling Green Central High School.
Answer:
A 38-6 win is certainly better than the alternative, but I think Joe Milton and the offense have a lot to clean up before they get into the SEC schedule. I actually wrote a thousand words on the game this morning.
Question, from Keith on Facebook:
Love game terminal…where was the invite
Answer:
Sorry, Keith – next time. This photo was taken at a SoBros team outing during which we were celebrating getting 1M hits. So, don’t feel too bad – there were a lot of people that didn’t get an invite.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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