No one can deny the incredible run Josh Brolin is on. Hell, no one can deny the incredible career that Brolin has had. I mean, the dude is just the epitome of what a badass should look like, and hot damn does he have some acting chops or what?!?! You can’t help but wonder how this guy doesn’t have a head the size of Mars after all of the success he’s seen. Well, thanks to this recent Instagram post, it sure sounds like it’s his wife who keeps him humble.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.
Okay, I know this is going to sound weird, but I just have a gut feeling. I mean, yeah – a man’s wife is a pretty accurate source for his penis size….and I am not Brolin’s wife. I’m just a Nashville writer who blogs about random viral videos and the Tennessee Titans.
But, that said…..it’s just a gut feeling. I can’t imagine Marvel hiring a mediocre penis to play Thanos. I just can’t. You have to have an extraordinary penis if you’re going to play a character that massive and deep. I haven’t seen Kevin Feige’s list of requirements to play Thanos, but I would imagine “massive hog” is at the top of it. Thanos has so much BDE (that’s big dick energy for those of you not keen on Internet meme culture), that the actor that plays him just has to exude it.
Still, you hate to be put in check like that. Right there in the middle of the store. Notice how Brolin just walks away disgusted….my guess is that he was crying, but didn’t want that moment caught on film.
You may never think about it, but your own loved ones know how to hurt you the most.
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