I’m a big fan of training for things. In fact, I might offer up a quick life hack and say that the more prepared you are for a task, the better you’ll end up executing it. No matter what it is – you got a marathon coming up? Go run a bunch. A spelling bee? Go study. A chili cook off? Get that fucking recipe down!
You get the point. Now, usually, I’m the type of guy that says the more intensely you do things, the better you are at it. That doesn’t apply to everything (sex), but fitness is one of those things. The more rigorously you train, the more results you see.
But, this guy – whoa boy….I have NO Earthly idea of what this dude is training for.
What is he training for…? pic.twitter.com/CeVxx455X2
— Guy (@apiecebyguy) February 20, 2019
The stabbing Olympics? Is that a thing?
I mean, they have all kinds of shit at the Olympics nowadays. Pretty sure there’s an event where you shoot rifles while skiing and balancing an egg on your forehead. Don’t act like it’s out of the realm of possibility that THAT is what this dude is training for.
We are only a year away from the Summer Olympics taking place in Japan. Maybe there’s some sort of samurai event we don’t know about.
He could be training for the zombie apocalypse, too. If Walking Dead taught me anything, it’s that you have to be able to swing a sword.
Or, maybe this man’s just a complete serial killer who is practicing murder.
I don’t know, and I don’t think I want to know. I’m just going to stay away from this one.
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