Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Cocaine wig is a hell of a wig. I guess people are trying to get creative these days in trying to get their goods across borders, but I gotta say – this story takes the cake.
Police at Barcelona airport have arrested a Colombian man suspected of trying to smuggle half a kilo of cocaine into Spain concealed under his wig.
Officers noted that the passenger, who had arrived on a flight from Bogotá, seemed extremely nervous. However, what most attracted their attention was the size, and in particular, the height of his wig.
When they asked him to remove his wig the officers found a packet containing 503g of cocaine glued to his head. They then arrested him.
Y’all gotta go check out the picture of this dude’s wig. I’d post it here, but I don’t feel like gettin’ sued today.
But, I mean, this seems like something out of a cartoon.
Who in their right mind thinks this is going to work? Homie looks like he has a fuckin’ bird nest on top of his head. No wonder he was nervous! Wouldn’t you be too?
How is this arranged at the compound? Like, who put that wig on him and said, “yeah, that’ll do.” His boys hung his ass out TO DRY. He done pissed somebody at the cocaine compound off for some reason and they were like, “look at what we’re gonna do to Jerry – his ass is going to walk through that airport lookin’ like he has a groundhog on his head.”
So, yeah – OF COURSE airport security spotted this guy. OF COURSE he was nervous.
I’ve never been a drug mule and fuck I hope I’m never in a position to consider becoming one, but I would think at that point, I would’ve realized people were trying to fuck with me, and I would’ve just ran for the border.
I’ll take my chances and enjoy Barcelona.
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