Man, I’ve been sick enough to puke uncontrollably before and it is not fun. I have puked all over my bedroom floor before because I literally could not control it. I just had my wisdom teeth cut out of my head, and the medicine hit me kind of funny. It forced my mouth open, and I spewed a mixture of Arby’s jamocha milkshake and blood (fresh wounds) all over the carpet.
That’s a lot more graphic than what you came here to see, so I’m just going to give you what you came for. The reason you clicked that link is to watch this woman puke at an NBA game:
This woman is just puking her brains out behind the bench. My god. pic.twitter.com/7CkP620hID
— Bailey Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) December 19, 2017
You guys may be laughing right now, but I have to say….I admire this woman for remaining so composed and keeping that puke under control for the most part. How many people would’ve gotten up and ran for the bathroom? Only to lose control of their puke and send it all over people in the front row! No, sir – not this woman. She just tucks her head, throws that fist up and let’s it fly right there.
That hand is going to smell bad for a while, though.
I am a little alarmed at the lack of reaction here. Like, no one notices. No one appears to be comforting the woman. Nothing. They’re just business as usual. I wonder if this woman does this all the time. Maybe they’re all just used to it. “Aw, Gina’s back on her bullshit again. Just pukin’ all over the floor.”
I just hope the arena crew got to the mess before the smell really hit in or they’re certain to be cleaning up a lot more puke. I know if I smell that, it’s going all over the place. Being the showman that I am, I’m always thinking about #content, so you can bet I’m going to make a scene and probably act like I’m dying.
Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, folks. We’re sending love to you and your’s.
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