You guys might not know this about me, but horses and I….we just don’t get along. We got beef, so to speak. I just don’t feel comfortable around creatures that are much larger than I am and that could kick my head off at a moment’s notice. Now, I don’t hate the horse. I respect the horse. It’s not the horse’s fault that I am typically so uncomfortable. But, they can sense that, and it makes them uneasy. They’re like, “who the hell is this sketchy ass dude?”
But, folks – I’m here to tell you. If you don’t respect the horse, you could find yourself on the receiving end of one big ass, rib-crushing collision:
I’ve never seen a horse take a back bump, but damn – that was pretty good. I’m thinking maybe our friends at Southern Underground Pro should try booking this horse for the next show. Curt Stallion vs. this horse for the Bonestorm Championship. Let’s see it.
But, seriously – don’t mess with this horse. This horse, specifically, doesn’t fool around. You agitate this horse, and he/she’s not just going to throw you off its back. It’s going to come down on top of you, too.
See, I understand that. I get what horses are capable of, and I just keep my distance out of respect. You never know when they’re just going to say, “damn you, stupid human.” Then, you just don’t know what’s going to happen.
Lesson to learn here, folks. #BeBetter.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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