Let’s face it – you’re all here because you read a headline about a bull wrecking lives. So, let’s just get to it:
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?” – This Bull, probably pic.twitter.com/uXyQhVZn28
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 9, 2018
I love it. I mean, those people might be dead. We shouldn’t laugh too much, because that hasn’t been confirmed. But, I just love everything about this bull. He is the perfect showman. Don’t tell me he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Not only is he ghosting people’s souls, but he’s getting the crowd involved, too. Keep ’em guessing. Build to a crescendo, and then splode some bodies.
Also, there’s a second video:
Found a second video. The Bull remains undefeated. pic.twitter.com/dtulycuc4I
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 10, 2018
DAMN – so this bull has a track record of coming out of the gate strong as hell. He’s a tone-setter, but has to let the world know he ain’t nothin’ to mess with. The angle on this second video is perfect – props to that cowboy for having the guts to just stand there and take it. Sure, those guts have since vacated his body, but that’s not the point.
That guy looked like he was shot out of a damn cannon. But, if there ain’t doo-doo in his jeans, then I will be incredibly impressed.
If this bull hit me like that, there is a 1,000% chance that I’m puking all in his face. Then, he’d probably hit me again for being a bitch, and that’s how I’d die, folks.
That is undoubtedly how I’d hit the ol’ dusty trail.
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