If He Lets the Wind Take Your Soul, He Is Not Your Boy

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As men, part of our job is to get into random shit. It’s just in our blood. We do stupid stuff all the time for the sake of nothing more than mere amusement. Where do you think the phrase “hold my beer” came from? Anyway, my point is that every stupid dude needs a team of ride or die guys to make sure that no one really gets hurt. Even if you’re parasailing or whatever it’s called in the wind.

And, that’s what brings us here today, folks. We’ve got a classic example of how NOT to be a ride or die bro.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.

Don’t let go bro

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It’s just sad.

Do you even care about this man, sir? Do you even realize that his body came really close to being sent into orbit? Or, is that your thing? You do know and you just don’t care.

This is how fucking comic book story lines start. One of these guys is going to be the hero and one is going to be the villain and honestly, I would not blame the dude who nearly gets whipped up into a tornado to go scorched Earth on this guy.

How weak of a grip can you get, though? Just doing the bare minimum to make it look like he’s trying so he can come back and say, “hey man I did the best I could.”

Well, I call bullshit, and I hope after this man’s broken limbs healed, he approached this “friend” and open-hand slapped him right in the face.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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