Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to give you a raging boner, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. This week, we’re going to check out a dude showing off some extremely smooth boat moves.
Alright, folks – it’s Friday afternoon and it’s nearly #GinFriday, so LEGGO. Another long, hard work week in the books, and we’re ready to lift those moods. So, kick back and enjoy what has been referred to as “the preeminent piece of recurring journalism in our country today” by The Washington Post and Bill Nye.
I made that up – but, by now, you probably know the drill. It’s the Friday Feel Good, y’all.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram decides to take this video down.
You can’t NOT be impressed by that. If I’m the lady in this picture, my jorts are off immediately. Shit, if I’m the guy driving the boat, my jorts are off. It doesn’t matter. Moves like that are just pure sex. Nothing you can do about it – just gotta roll with it.
#LakeSeason isn’t over yet, folks. And, this move is a game changer. I’m going to have to get out there and work on this move myself. Sure, I weigh 280 pounds and I don’t possess the upper body strength to hold all that weight up for very long, but that’s beside the point. Panic gives you super strength. Haven’t you ever read about moms lifting concrete drainage pipes on their own when their baby is trapped under them or stuff like that? That’s me in this situation (the mom, not the baby). I have full trust in my body to execute a maneuver like this whether I’m actually strong enough to do it or not. The risk is worth the reward.
So, I guess what I’m trying to say is keep an eye out on news reports of an overweight man breaking his back over the seat of a boat this weekend. Have fun.
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
Check out the SoBros Shop. Subscribe to our Patreon. Give us money for no reason. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter @SoBrosNetwork. Listen on SoundCloud. Watch on YouTube.
