If you aren’t following Subway Creatures on Instagram, then you’re definitely missing out. I mean, I love it from afar – there are definitely instances in which I watch a clip and think, “I am glad I am from small town Nashville.” Like, we never have to worry about a stranger just dropping a dip move like this on us. I honestly don’t know where you go from here.
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Interesting approach from yellow shirt #subwaycreatures (@bekyliscano @corinnex_)
I have no idea what’s happening here, but I don’t know that we need to. The more these two argue, the more confused I get.
But, I will tell you one thing – the dip move asserts dominance. And, apparently, the more you do it, the more dead the body gets. Just absolutely brutal – the mind games are strong with this move. You drift in between potential striptease and loud verbal conflict that just screws with your head.
So, I might have to bring this in to my repertoire the next time somebody steps to me. Just grab the nearest pole and drop dat ass to the floor.
Next time my girlfriend tells me I need to take out the trash, just gonna grab the door to the fridge, drop my ass, tilt my head, and that’s the last I’ll ever hear about that smelly garbage.
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