Russia never ceases to amaze me. It’s probably one of my low-key underrated favorite topics of discussion. And, we have a nice undertow of Russia content on this here web site. Though I don’t think anything will ever top the Russian cemetery brawl, the Russian slapping championship we’re here to cover today just may be a close second.
Meanwhile in Russia…the ‘male slapping championships’ took place in Krasnoyarsk. The winner, Vasiliy Kamotskiy (left) took home 30,000 rubles (£350) pic.twitter.com/aXQkMkmbd6
— Danny Armstrong (@DannyWArmstrong) March 19, 2019
Is that……is that Mayor Kane???
I don’t know, but he throws a slap on bearded brother there and he barely even flinches. When bearded boy hits him back, it’s concussion city. This seems like a blatant mismatch right off the bat. Thankfully, his boys are there to catch him or else he’s eating concrete. Now, he’s back for more!
AGAIN, he hits bearded brother and the guy just looks at him! I have a feeling Kane would have a better chance against a tree than with this guy. Bearded brother’s up again and he decks the shit out of Kane, sending his face into orbit. Why are we even here? Kane definitely has a concussion – I don’t know if his legs function anymore either. Can’t we just give it to bearded brother?
Kane’s damn nose is bleeding!
I’m unclear on the rules here, but that seems to be when the contest ends. Bearded brother is very very obviously the winner and Kane needs help just to sit down. He is very clearly on another planet.
This is an intense sport, folks. We need bearded brother in the WWE as soon as possible. There’s still time to get him in a match for WrestleMania. Hell, they love their special attraction matches – let’s get this guy in a slapping contest with Big Show and see what happens.
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