I gotta say….I’ve never really been a “kids” guy. Just seems like it’s really hard to get a good return on investment with ’em. But, that being said, I also gotta say, it looks like this dude is going to pay back mom and dad’s initial investment in spades. He’s like a walking, talking, hopping steady 401k.
— Unusual Videos (@UnusualVideos) May 23, 2019
Holy shit, this kid has the brightest future I’ve ever seen a kid have. I didn’t even know it was possible for kids to be this smart. Do you know how long it would’ve taken me to get that odd fucking egg box open? You all would’ve felt sad for me if I was the kid in this video. It would’ve at least been 30 minutes long. Then, I would’ve started crying, and my dad would’ve had to bust out the screwdriver to crack this thing open.
But, not for this kid – no, this little dude was as fucking unphased as unphased can get. Couldn’t pull it open right away? No sweat – I’m just going to drop my entire body weight on it and it’s going to pop right open.
He gave that thing the Hollywood Hogan leg drop, and granny was shook to the fucking core.
Just look at that face – that’s a face that says, “I am in the presence of greatness.” It’s not unlike being at the symphony when Beethoven shows up. You’re just there to have some fun and see some people play piano, and then the greatest St. Bernard of all time shows up and makes a HUGE mess! That’s the look you’d have, and that’s the look granny has, too.
What we’re seeing here is the exact moment that granny realizes she has a genius in the family. This is a big time moment for this family, and I’m sure they’re all proud.
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