I’ve always been a big fan of making an entrance. You gotta show up just late enough for the party to fill in a bit, but not so late that everyone’s already plastered and won’t even notice your arrival. There’s a real art to it. The more dramatic, the better, too. I guess this applies to entering the Best Buy, too. At least, it applies for this dude who swung open some glass doors with the ferocity of a fastball at what looks like a regular ol’ Best Buy.
Customer of the day pic.twitter.com/AWfYeoqXJe
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 16, 2020
He said, “bitch, I am H E R E!”
He’s thinkin’ this is the WrestleMania stage and trying to put on a show for these people.
I don’t know who walks into Best Buy like that. Who thinks that’s an acceptable way to make an entrance in public? Or….OR….is it possible that he was on a Black Friday mission and had NO TIME for slow-opening doors? He had to shove that shit like those doors just spit on him and called him a whore. Deals for days.
Who knows what was really going on in this man’s head? One thing we know for sure is that there was definitely some interesting internal dialogue going on after them doors smashed to bits.
He’s looking around like he has no idea what just happened. He had no fucking clue of what to do. So, he pulls the ol’ smooth walk away and pretend you didn’t notice anything. It had to have been panic that just completely froze him in that moment.
Nonetheless, one thing is for sure. This guy made a fuckin’ entrance.
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