Here at SoBros Network, we pride ourselves on giving you the absolute most important stories of our time. We’re big time journalists who take our responsibilities very seriously. That’s why I’m here today to share with you guys the news that the fine folks at Kentucky Fried Chicken, commonly known to citizens affectionately as ‘KFC,’ has announced via a commercial that appears to only exist on YouTube that they will be releasing some fried chicken Crocs.
Did you know you needed fried chicken Crocs? No, of course not. But, did you know you needed to get into a stranger’s car after summoning them with your cell phone? No. Uber and Lyft seemed like an insane concept at the time and now look at what they’re doing. So, yes – I am calling KFC the Uber of Crocs that happened to be designed with fried chicken on ’em.
The future is now.
I do have a major question, though. Do these things actually smell and taste like chicken? Or, do they just have the picture of chicken on ’em? That’s drastically going to effect my decision on whether or not to purchase a pair for the summer. If they just look like chicken, then that’s not very enticing. But, if they smell like chicken, and I can nibble on ’em if my tummy gets a little hungry, then I’ll take eight pairs, please.
Regardless, this is the kind of marketing foresight that has kept KFC in the game, people.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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