Welcome back to the Unicorn Watch here on SoBros Network. This is a little feature we run every now and then when we see a man or a woman who seems special. It serves as a reminder to those of you out there who are still hunting your unicorn that these wonderful people exist in the world. Today, we’re taking a look at a clip that reminds us of Terry Bradshaw, his unwitting style, and his refreshing honesty.
Yes, folks. I have officially written a Unicorn Watch about Terry Bradshaw. Why? You might ask. Well, because he’s a charming man, first and foremost. He’s a one-of-a-kind original, and I think it’s worth examining him as a potential “unicorn” candidate.
If you dig deep enough, you find that he has many of the important characteristics that one would look for in a quality mate.
What.. was… that?pic.twitter.com/jCcHOBeNhz
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 3, 2020
Sure, he could sling the ol’ pigskin back in his day. He has that athlete’s pedigree, and he seems to be full of vivacious energy, so you know he can rattle some box springs. But, that’s not what matters when it comes to the Unicorn Watch. You need someone you can spend forever with.
First of all, just look at the style of this man. It takes a real set to pull off that hat with pure white hair. The beard is definitely in season. And, the tie is such a wonderful splash of color.
But, listen to the honesty in that clip. “I forgot….to pick up my mic.” That’s the kind of transparency that says, “I won’t break your heart.” You don’t have to worry about this Honest Abe slingin’ dick all around town. He’s going to be loyal to you. It doesn’t matter if he can’t even finish his thoughts. He’ll just start talking and never arrive at his point. But, that’s most relationships anyway if we’re being honest.
Not to mention, his folly is cute, folks. Terry Bradshaw is fuckin’ cute. And, you know what they say – ya hump sexy, but ya marry cute. Hope we’re all lucky enough to find ourselves a Terry Bradshaw.
Good luck out there unicorn hunting, folks. We’ll catch up on down the road. Check out the Unicorn Watch archives here.
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