I have no idea what is going on here today. It’s clear that something has happened, and I suspect that homeboy in our featured image, and the star of the video below, has done a wee bit of partying here today.
Among the funniest things I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/2kSQb2JmXQ
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) April 7, 2020
Does anyone else feel like this is one of those dreams that you can’t really figure out what’s going on in, but you’re feeling some weird emotions about it? It’s like that picture that went viral a few weeks ago – it was a room full of stuff, but no one could discern any of the items clearly. It made me feel like I had completely lost my mind.
First of all, why the fuck is this man soaking wet? Where is all of this water coming from? If it was a busted pipe or something, why would he be soaked from head to toe but no one else?
Why is he trying to get away so badly? What is blocking him from just taking the stairs like a normal person? What compelled him to hop the rail and jump onto the roof of someone’s car? Whose car was it? Who’s screaming at this guy?
What did that one did in the mask give him a thumbs up as he was running away? Did anyone even think to check on this dude? FFS, look at that tumble he took falling down the hood of that person’s car! Why did he kneel down in the parking lot of the hotel instead of making a run for it?
I have literally asked a dozen questions about this video. It’s like one of those obscure paintings that the more you look at, the more you see. I may be descending into madness, but I can’t stop laughing.
One thing is clear, though – there is definitely a story…maybe some partying…here that we don’t yet understand. Maybe we never understand it. I hope we do.
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