Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter.
Question:
Do you turn your phone to Airplane Mode as directed when flying, or am I the last person on Earth following the rules?
— Tom Hanks & the Guilty Pleasures (@SoBroCadbury) October 1, 2020
Answer:
Absolutely – I take that shit as seriously as a heart attack. I don’t fuck around on planes. You tell me to do something, I’m going to do it.
I like to lay low – I might disagree with the rules, but I ain’t going to start shit either. I wanna have a nice peaceful airport experience, so it’s easy – I just simply follow the rules.
Question:
Jack Nicholson or Meg Ryan
— MOSE (@SoBroMose) October 1, 2020
Answer:
Is this like FMK? If that’s the case, I’m going to fuck and marry Jack Nicholson and then throw Meg Ryan off the top of the Hell in a Cell. Sorry, but feelings are feelings.
Jack is superior in every way imaginable, plus I get to watch Lakers games with him. Wouldn’t that be nice? Cheering on the greatest basketball player of all time, LeBron James, with Jack Nicholson? Sounds like paradise – that’s what I’m working so hard for. That’s what this has all been about.
Question:
Early favorite to win the fantasy football league?
— Phil Grand (@PhillthyG) October 1, 2020
Answer:
PHIL! You just want me to talk about how your team is undefeated and has scored the most points in the entire league (153 points per game is fuckin’ SICK). But, in all seriousness, we have two 3-0 teams left – you and Tyler – and it certainly feels like we’re going to get a collision course type of season.
Question:
Your building your own Haunted House, what things or creatures are must haves for a scary haunt?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) October 2, 2020
Answer:
I think I’d like to do some sort of classic monster/cryptid haunted house. It’d be some sketch ass lookin’ cabin compound out in the middle of the woods. There would be some wolf men, we could have a black lagoon setup with a creature in it, the Mothman, all sorts of weird shit. Hell, maybe we could even do a haunted house replica of Skinwalker Ranch. It feels like the haunted house market is saturated with serial killer shit, so I’d like to do things a little differently. Give me the classics, some ‘more creepy than terrifying shit’ to give people that unsettling feeling instead of outright fear, and a True Detective Season 1 backwoods setting.
Oh and Bigfoots with gigantic cocks.
Question:
Good… My question is who in Hermitage is buying ground bison at Walmart?
— Trevor Bauer Stan Account (@trtidwell) October 2, 2020
Answer:
Wait, is this a legit thing? Walmart’s selling ground bison? This doesn’t add up – Hermitage….Tennessee? I don’t know where I would buy ground bison, but I’d be willing to say that Walmart would be very low on the list.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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