Alright, ladies and gentlemen – it’s time for the Super Bowl 55 drinking game! We’ve waited an entire year for this. Ever since getting sloshed and watching that major comeback from the Chiefs over the 49ers, I’ve eagerly anticipated the next Super Bowl Sunday, when I could sit, drink, watch football, and go on the emotional roller coaster that is the inevitable realization that football will be gone from my life for the next six months. I’m sorry that took a dark turn. I sound a bit depressed, and perhaps I am, but this should be a joyous occasion.
So, let’s get to work – we pride ourselves on being the official unofficial king of the drinking game. We write ’em for all the big football weekends, and for all of the big pro wrestling shows. Shit, couldn’t you just feel the testosterone in that last sentence?
Anyway, Super Bowl 55 – its the Kansas City Chiefs and it’s the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Chiefs are currently favored by three, with an over/under of 56, that has been bet down big time because of the threat of rain in Tampa. So, it looks like it’s going to be a close one and it’s going to be a shootout. LFG – let’s. fuckin’. go.
Super Bowl 55 Drinking Game
TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…
- They bring up covid. Yep – I’m trying to get y’all good and lit this weekend.
- Someone mentions that the Bucs are basically playing a home Super Bowl. Drink twice if they specifically mention “playing in their own backyard.” Drink thrice if they mention that the Bucs “slept in their own beds this week.”
- Someone says “no risk it, no biscuit.”
- You hear the word ‘repeat.’
- Anyone mentions Eric Bieniemy as a potential head coach.
- Tom Brady or Patrick Mahomes throws a touchdown.
- Travis Kelce or Rob Gronkowski catches a pass.
- Playoff Lenny scores a touchdown.
- Any Chiefs player scores a rushing touchdown.
- Tom Brady gets a rushing yard. Then, take another drink for every subsequent rushing attempt afterwards.
- Someone calls Scotty Miller fast. Double drinks if they say “deceptively” fast.
- The age of either/both head coaches is mentioned.
- Either team’s defense registers a takeaway.
- Either team’s defense registers a sack.
- A player is caught standing too close to a live mic, and a “FUCK” or “SHIT” makes it through to the broadcast.
TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…
- Anyone scores a touchdown of 50+ yards.
- The game goes to overtime.
- Either team converts a 4th down.
- Either team scores a defensive or special teams touchdown.
- Finally, raise a glass of your poison of choice and do a shot at the end of the game, no matter the outcome. Cheers to another fun season in the books!
As always, folks. Have fun, but stay safe and drink responsibly. If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl.
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