We Need Our Best Scientists Trying to Figure Out WTF Has Gotten Into Mike Vrabel

Mike Vrabel was on one, shaking those hips like crazy at practice on Friday.

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Alright, folks – Tennessee Titans training camp is well underway at this point, and it feels pretty damn good to see the two-tone blue out there practicing. We’re only a little over a month out from the season starting, and that has the whole fan base fired up. Apparently, head coach Mike Vrabel was pretty damn riled up on Friday, too.

Shout out to Emily Proud for bringing the real journalism to Titans Twitter. It needs it. Also, I have absolutely no idea what was happening here. I don’t know if Vrabel was dancing to the music…if he was demonstrating a little known technique to evade an offensive lineman as a pass rush…or, if he had a bug in his shorts. I’m going to go with dancing, because that’s the same style of dancing I do whenever there’s $1 Long Islands at Applebee’s. But, also, I’m willing to acknowledge that I’m in no shape to dance well in that scenario. So, if this is an attempt at dancing, we need to hire Vrabel a dance coach STAT.

Personally, I think we need our nation’s best scientists on this. We gotta figure out what’s going on with coach before the season starts because this is pretty far out of his character wheelhouse. Like, we never see Vrabel acting like this. How do we know he doesn’t have mad cow disease? How do we know an alien hasn’t taken over his body and is treating it like a puppet? There are so many possibilities presented by Emily Proud’s work in getting his on tape here. That’s why I don’t think further journalism is enough. We need to get science on board with this so we can figure it out. The stakes are higher than ever – there’s a Super Bowl to win. Also, since this has been getting some love on social media, here’s me anointing Mike Vrabel as Nashville’s new ‘Mr. Steal Yo Gurl’:

Also, coach – if you see this, don’t get mad at me. Get mad at Emily Proud. Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

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