Alright, folks – we are drunk on the internet today. At the time of this writing, I am half a bottle of gin deep, just trying to find anything in the world to write about on SoBros Network dot com so that I can finally cross the last post off my list and take two weeks off. But, I can’t relax until I have my absence covered. Real talk – my brain is fried. I’ve written all of the Titans articles I have in mind at the moment. I don’t have a movie review in me. I’m all caught up on restaurant reviews. I just…quite frankly…don’t have shit on my mind right now. It’s already turning off and booting into vacation mode. As a matter of fact, it’s a modern miracle that I even have a thought in my skull right now. Anyway, enough about me – let’s get you what you came here to see this morning. Check out this awesome video of this dog navigating a swimming pool because I have nothing else on my mind right now:
one of the best tiktoks I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/JM1xkSZv0X
— Brenna (@brenomenology) May 15, 2022
This dog needs to be in a cigarette commercial because it is the definition of cool. Who needs a ladder? Who needs stairs? Who needs opposable thumbs when you can just shoot up the pool filter and easily climb out of the pool? This dog is just making it look easy. Smooth as molasses, just hopping up on the side of that pool and walking out like it’s nothing. I’m not even sure I could do that stone cold sober. On top of everything else, he’s just as cute as a bug. I’m happier having watched this video.
Alright, I hope this has made your morning a little bit brighter. This is undoubtedly the drunkest I’ve ever been while writing, approving, and publishing a post on this website – that’s saying something. Back to your regularly scheduled SoBros Network after Memorial Day.
If you haven’t already, be sure to subscribe to The Unofficial Titans Podcast on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Spotify, or wherever you take in your podcasts!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
Check out the SoBros Shop. Become a Patron. Give us money for no reason. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter @SoBrosNetwork. Watch on YouTube.
