The SoBros Mailbag 205: Top Gun Names, Dinosaurs, and Grocery Stores

It's lunch time on a Friday. The SoBros Mailbag is here.

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Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…

Question, from Aura sitting next to me:

What would the SoBros’ Top Gun names be?

Answer:

Great question. Here’s the best I have:

  • Stoney = Bigfoot
  • Brandon = Hollywood (wait, wasn’t there already a Hollywood in the original?)
  • McCash = Prince
  • Rooster = Rooster (she kind of already has a Top Gun name, doesn’t she?)
  • Ryan = Frontier
  • Brittany = Dagger
  • Owen = Sunbeam

Question:

Answer:

It’s tough because if I were a dinosaur, I think I’d want to be at the top of the food chain – the apex predator. So, it stands to reason that I should be a T-Rex. But, I have to follow what’s in my heart, and what is in my heart is the triceratops. The top 1% dinosaur would undoubtedly be that fancy one with the long fingernails from the new Jurassic Park movie.

Question, from Tyler on Facebook:

If you got locked in a grocery store forever and none of the food expired. How long could your survive?

Answer:

Man, I can live like a cockroach if I have to, and I’m not a picky eater at all. I think I could probably safely reach retirement age, if not longer if I had the place entirely to myself and there was no outside threat. In fact, that kind of sounds like a nice life…

Question:

Answer:

Honestly, I think after Florida Georgia Line’s “Cruise” ran its course, I dipped out on country altogether. I couldn’t even tell you what it’s been like lately. We had the country station on the other day and I had no idea who any of the people on the radio were. Though I do think I like what I hear from this Luke Combs fella – maybe he can bring it back.

Question, from Steven on Instagram:

What movie franchise ruined itself by having sequels and what movie needs a sequel the most? For me, Jurassic Park and Baby Driver.

Answer:

100% with you on Jurassic Park. Brandon and I talked about this on the latest episode of The Vick’s Flicks Podcast, and my take was that on its own, Jurassic Park is one of the most iconic movies in cinema history. As a franchise, the sequels pull it down so much that it’s among the worst franchises in cinema history. It’s kind of mind-blowing how that’s happened. As for the movie that needs a sequel the most….I’ve got one for you…how about Mean Girls?

Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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