Big fan of Taco Bell here. Probably too big of a Taco Bell fan here, to be honest. The sack I get when I’m craving that fix probably weighs eight pounds – tacos, burritos, a mix of everything. There’s absolutely no reason that I, as a 35 year old man who has been eating like that for probably 30 years, should still be eating that kind of a load (that’s what she said). But, that’s my stress thing – I stress eat, and I can’t help it. The thought has crossed my mind before that Taco Bell might have cocaine in its products because of the things I would do to get it when I’m craving it.
They’ve created a product and a brand that has become an American institution, and now it would appear as though they are helping to guide our country into the future.
Dare to Defy. Meet the Taco Bell of the future. pic.twitter.com/6UZcffWgGa
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) June 7, 2022
Check out this story on KMBC.com for more. It’s all about SPEED and EFFICIENCY. That’s what I try to tell my wife on Friday night if you know what I mean. But, I dig this concept – truthfully, I think it’s long overdue for stuff like this to start happening. I remember several years ago, Hardee’s was supposedly going to open up the country’s first fully-automated fast food joint. What ever happened to that?
I was beginning to think that we had lost sight of that dream, but thankfully, Taco Bell is taking the ball and running with it. Now, this new facility isn’t fully automated, of course. But, man – it’s going to be pretty easy to fully automate once they get some robots up in there and no longer have to worry about paying those pesky humans to do a job.
Anyway, it looks like a bank. And, if I’m being honest here, no matter how childish I sound, the coolest part of this whole thing is the tube…just like they have at the bank. I’m sure there’s probably some really messy shit that can happen with this setup, but I don’t care. If my drink spills all over my food, I’ll just get back in line and order it again like it’s a carnival ride. I’m here for the future, baby. Forget SpaceX and Amazon – let Taco Bell guide us.
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