The Best Keywords People Have Searched To Find SoBros Network (2022)

Time for the annual tradition of reviewing the screwed up things people type into search engines to find SoBros Network.

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No idea why I picked the photo of me taking in a beautiful sunset atop Lookout Mountain for this article. It’s just pretty and I wanted to share it again. It doesn’t really matter anyway because this is probably the most “no holds barred” article of the year here in SoBros Network. We write about some fucked up shit on this website, and naturally, that leads to people finding SoBros Network by typing in some fucked up shit on search engines. It’s one of my favorite pieces of the year because there’s no telling what is going to show up when I look in Google Analytics. So, let’s not waste any time getting into it. These are what I think are the most hilarious things that people have typed into a search engine to end up on SoBros Network dot com.

Our Best Keywords of 2022

25. “paul rudd dancing” – It is simply mesmerizing.

24. “naked women in kansas” – Hope you found ’em, bud…

23. “mike white mvp” – Yes. Keep the dream alive.

22. “harriet tubman civil war” – This isn’t funny on its own. But, it’s funny to me in the context of “yes, we have a legitimately well-written History Lesson on Harriet Tubman by Rooster, but also we have a post about a guy eating raw meat at Publix every day.”

21. “guy pulling boat with wheelchair” – It might or might not surprise you to learn that yes, this is indeed something I’ve written about.

20. “grab his and twist it guy” – The ‘grab his dick and twist it’ video is an internet Hall of Famer.

19. “flamingo dick” – Let’s hope….please, let’s hope….that this was someone researching a biology paper or something.

18. “dum dum flavors ranked” – Again…people crave legitimate journalism, and we are an underrated source for it.

17. “deond ridder” – I’m sorry, who?!?!

16. “bigass twerk” – I’m not doubting that something like this exists on this site, I just don’t know which article it could be pointing to, and honestly, that’s pretty telling about the things I write here.

15. “best food at millers ale house” – Guess what, buddy…..we’ve got you covered!

14. “steve belichick cocaine” – *me searching SoBros Network to see if I made a joke about Steve Belichick doing coke somewhere*

13. “things to do while naked” – I’m glad we can be a resource for people who are bored being nude and need ideas for more stuff to do while nekkid. Also, yeah – this is 100% an article I wrote. It’s real.

12. “mac jones belly” – This is the one that I actually want to know who searched it. Whoever is seeking out content on Mac Jones’ belly certainly needs to be on a list somewhere.

11. “thors butt” – Lots of people creepin’ on the internet that are going to be severely disappointed when they get to this site and discover it’s just me crackin’ jokes.

10. “mark zuckerberg fat ass” – Yeah….yeah, that’s on the site here somewhere.

9. “homemade water slide” – Don’t. Don’t even. I know what y’all were probably thinking, and no, it is not a good idea whatsoever to make a homemade water slide.

8. “greg dulcich shorts” – Look, the people want to see what they want to see, okay? No judging here.

7. “fuck hustle culture” – Hell yeah! I’m with you! Wrote a whole ass piece about it.

6. “treylon burks hog hunting with a knife” – It sounds insane, but that was a legit story. Can’t make that shit up!

5. “hey arnold bedroom” – I’m glad I’m not alone in thinking that shit was awesome and seeking out more content about it on the internet.

4. “naked casino” – I mean, it makes sense. That’s basically what SoBros Network is – a naked casino. Let’s ride!

3. “cryptids ranked” – Hell yeah! We don’t just need to know which cryptids exist. We need to know how they stack up against one another.

2. “top 5 condiments in America” – I just wonder what they were looking for here. Did you need to know for a dinner party or something?

1. “akon throws fan off stage” – This is hilarious (it’s not really hilarious, I know). I had no idea this is a thing that actually happened, so I decided to write about it. That’s right – news that’s like 15 years old. That’s the SoBros way!

Also, FYI: we got so many hits from search engines this year, that it maxed out the number of results Google Analytics will show me at 100,000 keywords. Unbelievable – what a year!

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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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