Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
If you were considered the greatest of all time at whichever choice you make based on your career stats/records…would you rather be an NFL player, GM, or Coach?
— G$ (@G_Titan) August 18, 2023
Answer:
It’s tough because on the surface, I think coaching and GM’ing is harder than playing, and I’m always up for a challenge, so I feel like that would be the greater accomplishment…but man, the players make more money and people remember ’em more so that’s what I think I’m going with.
Question:
What animal do you think you embody most (spirit animal) and why?
— Grizz Lord ⚔️ (@GrizzWizz24) August 24, 2023
Answer:
It is absolutely a bear (get your minds out of the gutter, you heathens, I mean an actual literal bear). I’m chill unless you provoke me, and I love to hibernate during the winter.
Question:
Would you rather be a squirrel or a rabbit, and why?
— Football & Other F Words (@FWordsPod) August 24, 2023
Answer:
I’m going with a squirrel because I simply love climbin’ trees and rabbits can’t climb trees.
Question:
What is the meaning of life
— Goody (@real_goody) August 24, 2023
Answer:
Goody, I don’t know, bud. I just try to make it a little less stressful every day. To me, time is all we really have and I try to live my life in a way that brings me fulfillment, because that’s the meaning we assign to our lives, y’know? I don’t know. I’m just spitballin’ here.
Question:
Are turtles actually nature’s D students? Or was Stewie Griffin full of it?
— Eldon English (@shrike113) August 25, 2023
Answer:
Eldon, animals aren’t students.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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