The Best Keywords People Have Searched To Find SoBros Network (2023)

Time for the annual tradition of reviewing the screwed up things people type into search engines to find SoBros Network.

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This is probably the most “no holds barred” article of the year here in SoBros Network. We write about some fucked up shit on this website, and naturally, that leads to people finding SoBros Network by typing in some fucked up shit on search engines. It’s one of my favorite pieces of the year because there’s no telling what is going to show up when I look in Google Analytics. So, let’s not waste any time getting into it. These are what I think are the most hilarious things that people have typed into a search engine to end up on SoBros Network dot com.

Our Best Keywords of 2023

is opry mills safe – if you’re coming to SoBros Network for this info, you’re doomed.

ass clap – Someone had to explore the physics of this phenomenon.

boob twerking – See: ‘ass clap’

pretty darn dumb – I don’t even get this one…what are you even trying to find here?

aikman hand size – Do we actually have Troy Aikman’s hand size somewhere on this website?

90s gadzooks clothing – Real style never goes away.

500 lbs of pasta – yep, there’s a story about it.

exotic dum dum flavors – Important journalism.

nudist colonies – Yeah, I guess I brought this on myself by doing a video about nudist colonies.

frankenweenie meaning – It is not that deep, buddy.

bob barker alligator – one of the greatest viral articles I’ve ever written. I’m so happy people are still seeking this out.

akon throws kid – I can’t believe I didn’t know this happened.

things to do naked – that’s right! We’ve got you covered if you’re looking for fun things to do in the nude.

49ers suck – Why do people Google the things that they Google?

mark zuckerberg butt – wrote about that thang lookin’ thicc and the people still want to see it.

is sleeping time traveling – Damn right it is. That’s science.

baker mayfield dick pic – yeah, I guess people are still searching this…I think it’s been on this least each year for the last five years.

bang bros network – Oh, so close! That’s almost us. We do something completely different though.

hole in popcorn bucket – if you know, you know.

raccoons riding feral hogs – Another classic!

applebee’s rum buckets – I am so proud that SoBros Network appeared to be the definitive source of news on the Applebee’s rum buckets this year. That article had 40K pageviews.

beesechussy – number one on the list for the year. Absolutely love that. I’m curious as to what article this led to.

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Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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