Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re talking about a gentle holiday fragrance, Snowflake Kisses.
A very merry 2024 to you all, and I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season. I’m back in the office this week and that means catching up on content. Today, it’s the latest Yankee Candle review. I’ll be honest with you guys. It’s incredibly rare that I come across a total bust from Yankee Candle. Sure, there are candles I find generic or basic, but they’re still largely good. What we have today is such a rare occurrence because folks, Snowflake Kisses ain’t it.
This candle just smells like baby powder. Remember a couple of months ago when I said that Cinnamon Stick just smells like cinnamon? Like, Yankee didn’t even try…they were just like “this thing smells like a cinnamon stick so we’re just going to call it Cinnamon Stick.” That’s not the vibe we have going here for Snowflake Kisses. It sounds awesome. It sounds refreshing and inviting. What they actually have is just straight up baby powder. It’s like they realized how creepy they’d look if they just called the candle ‘Babies,’ so they had to come up with something that sounded better. I don’t know – y’all check it out and let me know what you think.
Recommended Burning: Your baby just took a big nasty shit that blew out its diapers and you need something to prevent its ass cheeks from chapping up.
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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