NFL Draft Drinking Game 2024

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We’re finally here and the NFL Draft is upon us. If you haven’t already, be sure to subscribe to Stacking The Inbox and check out our 275-prospect Draft Guide! It’s one of the biggest events on the American football calendar of the year – some may even say it’s only behind the Super Bowl in terms of importance and fanfare. So, you know we had to do it to ’em. As the kind of disputed kings of the drinking game, we couldn’t sit idly by and watch this momentous event pass. We had to put out our 2024 NFL Draft Drinking Game. That’s just what we do. So, grab some of your favorite beer, and a bottle of your favorite liquor. Pour ’em up and get schwasted with us!

NFL DRAFT DRINKING GAME 2024

TAKE A DRINK IF/WHEN…

  • The panelists on whichever broadcast you’re watching disagree on something…anything.
  • Roger Goodell awkwardly bro-hugs a prospect.
  • Someone’s mama is shown on camera. Another drink if she’s crying.
  • They show a remote draft party for an NFL prospect.
  • They show an NFL war room.
  • Someone mispronounces a name.
  • Someone is called a “play-maker.”
  • Anyone says any team “needs pass rush help.”
  • You hear the term ‘high motor.’
  • You hear the term ‘quarterback of the future.’
  • They show someone sweating in the green room who everyone thought would be picked in the top 10 but isn’t.
  • You hear the term ‘injury concerns.’
  • An offensive lineman is drafted.
  • A player brings a prop on stage with them when they’re drafted.
  • A family members gets pushed out of frame.
  • JC Latham ISN’T picked past #10 – that is to say that if JC Latham is still available, but isn’t drafted at #13, take a drink. If he’s still available, but isn’t drafted at #14, take another drink. So on and so forth.
  • Someone mentions Olu Fashanu’s hand size.
  • You hear the phrase “kick him inside to guard.”
  • Anyone mentions that JJ McCarthy is “a winner,” or brings up his record at Michigan.
  • A 5th offensive lineman is drafted….take a drink for every offensive lineman drafted afterwards.

TAKE A SHOT IF/WHEN…

  • Video surfaces of any of this year’s draft prospect smoking weed through a gas mask bong.
  • Chris Berman shows up and makes that awkward spoon-feeding motion with his hand while he’s talking.
  • A team loses a pick or the clock runs out on a team because of a technical glitch.
  • There’s a trade.
  • A 5th quarterback is drafted in the first round.
  • The following players end up being drafted in the first round: Christian Haynes, Ricky Pearsall, Roger Rosengarten, Andru Philips, Dominick Puni, Jonathon Brooks, Spencer Rattler (you can cap this at one shot if you’re worried about how this night is going).
  • ALL of the following players end up being drafted in the first round (have to hit all four to take a shot): Javon Bullard, Christian Haynes, Mike Sainristil, Jonathon Brooks. If this happens, I’ll win $144K on a four-leg parlay, LFG.
  • Brandon Aiyuk is traded.

As always, stay safe out there and drink responsibly! If you drink, don’t drive. Do the watermelon crawl.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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