Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
If you could live in any fictional world which one would it be. Pokémon would have to be my pick
— Grizzler (@GrizzWizz24) June 13, 2024
Answer:
Oh, this is so easy for me. Drop my happy ass right down in Middle Earth. Are you telling me a life lived in The Shire doesn’t sound nice? I wouldn’t want the whole “quest to Mount Doom to throw a ring in the volcano” thing, but if I could just chill, feast, smoke my pipe, and just lounge around the beautiful landscape, I’d be SET. Maybe get the occasional trip to Rivendell and enjoy the luxuries of the elven kingdom. Dude, that’s the life for me. I’m in.
Question, from Zach on Instagram:
Is Drops of Jupiter by Train a certified banger?
Answer:
Oh, absolutely – it has to be in that category of ‘songs that make white people go insane’ like you see in the memes circulating the internet every once in awhile. I hear that first note and immediately crank the volume. I’m a terrible singer, but that doesn’t stop me from belting out every lyric. It’s a jam. It’s a banger. It’s a bop.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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