Words can’t describe how excited I am to start seeing fall and Halloween events popping up on my timelines. I don’t remember where I saw this one, the Vampire Supper Club, but it popped up last week and piqued my interest. Apparently, these are the same folks who put on that Edgar Allan Poe event last year that I didn’t leave the house for but swore up and down to my wife that we’d go. That thing sounded awesome, but I guess we’ll never know. My shot at redemption begins this September as the Vampire Supper Club takes over Emerson Hall.
Starting in September, get ready to unleash your inner vampire for an evening of tales and delicious cocktails inspired by your favorite bloodsuckers—and light bites, for the humans, of course. The experience is produced by the same group behind the wildly popular Haunted Tavern and Edgar Allan Poe pop-up events that happen across the country!
Maybe it’s just the wishful thinking of a hopeless romantic talking, but if there’s any shot at real vampires being at this thing, I need to go. If I’m going to have any shot at becoming a vampire and living forever, I’m going to actually have to start meeting some vampires. Where do you go to meet vampires? It’s a tough scene out there. I’m not saying I think vampires will be at the Vampire Supper Club, but I bet they’re more likely to be there than at the Waffle House on a Friday night.
I’m not saying the life of a vampire will be glorious, but I already quite enjoy being up at night, and it may be my only shot at accumulating wealth the way our current society is structured. Give me a thousand years to save my monies and then I can buy me a castle to retreat to to write my silly little articles, poems, and books. That’s all I’m saying.
But, the cocktail menu for this event sounds sick – drinks made with vanilla bean infused vodka, black currant vodka, elderflower liqueur, chili honey syrup, and even *checks notes* garlic confit infused vodka. Yeah, I’d like to see you walk into your local Buffalo Wild Wings and try to order any of that. Tickets range from $59 for opening weekend to $79 prime time, but when you factor in that the ticket price includes five cocktails and five appetizers, one to pair with each cocktail, it ain’t a bad deal, folks.
Bur your tickets to the Vampire Supper Club here.
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