You Damn Well Better Not Drink Too Much Milk on Scott’s Watch

You damn well better not drink too much milk on Scott's watch.

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If you’ve ever lived with anyone…and I mean…anyone…in any living situation at all…you know what you can and can’t get away with when really pushing your roommates. Everyone has those weird pet peeves that if you go too far with, you’re going to cause a blowup. Apparently, with Scott here, that pet peeve is drinking too much milk, even if it’s your own.

I need to know more of the story here. I mean, surely just drinking a lot of milk is not going to do this to a person. It can’t, right?! I have to know what the guy filming this has done to Scott to warrant such a reaction…because if it’s just drinking too much milk, that’s crazy. I hate to break it to you Scott, but that’s fuckin’ crazy.

You drink more milk than a baby cow” may be the sickest burn in this whole thing. But, I do like the way these guys say ‘ridiculous.’ I don’t know – if you buy the milk, I think you have the right to drink as much of it as you want. I think Scott should plan ahead for such an inconvenience and maybe just get more milk instead of limiting the amount of milk his roommate can drink. It might save him from blowing up again in the future. I’m with Scott on the pool fence being up for safety though. Safety is not something to mess around about.

I think my favorite moment of this video though is Scott’s face after he tells the guy to get up and go to the shop right now, and the man behind the camera just said, “look at you:”

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.

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