Hello, and welcome in to the latest edition of Yankee Candle Reviews here on SoBros Network. I will be your host – the Fragrance Aficionado of SoBros Network, also the EIC, Stoney Keeley. My passion for Yankee Candle began in 2006, when I strolled into the location in Providence Marketplace in Mount Juliet, Tennessee. I picked up a jar of Autumn Woods, and found it captured the essence of the season perfectly. I’ve been hooked in this…well, you could even call it ‘romantic…’ relationship with Yankee Candle ever since. Today, we’re stepping out to hear waves crashing on the shore with a classic in its own right, Beach Walk.
Man, at this point in the summer, I absolutely love the beach smells, the fruity smells. It’s the height of summer to me…when it’s still actually enjoyable and hopeful, and the merciless nature of the relentless Tennessee humidity hasn’t quite set in just yet. Stuff like Beach Walk is perfect for June. It’s like a combination of the great ocean fragrances – salt water, seaweed, and sand. Where Beach Walk excels is in how it pairs that with a whiff of fresh air. It’s like a literal walk on the beach…or at least the idea of it, ’cause yeah… I ain’t ever stepped on a beach that smelled this good.
Recommended Burning: The day is young. You’ve lit Beach Walk and are taking in the scent. Reflections of morning light bounce off of green leaves with a blue sky backdrop. You feel anything is possible, knowing you’re just a brief walk away from the beach. The blood flows through your body and charges you up. You long for the feeling of sand between your cheeks, and you decide to take a stroll. Your lover accompanies you, overcome by the aroma of the sea, and as you hear the first waves crash along the beach, your partner turns to you and says “how many times do you think we can fuck here before we get caught?”
Check out the Yankee Candle archives here on SoBros Network for my extensive backlog of Yankee Candle reviews! Also, be sure to check out my comprehensive list of the top 100 Yankee Candle fragrances of all time. I worked on that thing for forever, so any read is appreciated, thank you. That is all.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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