Man, the journalism game in Nashville is tough sledding. It’s hard not to be left behind in the game today. I mean, SoBros Network isn’t going to compete with Brent Remadna and Bromondo. Those guys have a fuckin’ van. What do we have? A 2006 Nissan Altima?!? WHAT KIND OF JOURNALISM AM I GOING TO DO IN A 2006 NISSAN ALTIMA??!?!? J.R. Lind and the Nashville Scene team are writing certified masterpieces that will probably be hanging in museums one day. Jason Steen and Scoop Nashville have their fingers on the pulse of Nashville like no one else. So, what the hell is left for me to do? It’s hard out here on these Nashville streets. At least, that’s what I thought before Sunday morning. But then, I may have gotten my big chance. I saw the back of a Lowe’s.
That’s right. Specifically speaking the Lowe’s out in Hermitage, TN. I was going to pick up a couple of warm pork bao (baos?) from Steamboys, and I just happened to stumble upon it. Don’t believe me? Take a look for yourselves. I told you – this is real journalism. I even have pictures.
This is the shit they don’t want you to see, sheeple. But, the whistleblowers here at SoBros Network have dropped the journalism hammer on Lowe’s. You can’t hide the back of your stores anymore because I’m here with a phone and a 2006 Nissan Altima, bitches!
I’ve always wondered what goes on in the back of a Lowe’s, and now I can most definitely confirm that it looks like the place that the bad guy tells you to meet up at to get your model girlfriend back and do karate against all the bad guy’s henchmen.
I think this is what The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin were walking through during that big “Highway to Hell” promo before SummerSlam ’98.
Big win for the journalistic integrity of SoBros Network today.
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