Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Favorite guilty pleasure song? Something that’s not on brand but when it comes on you can’t help turning the radio up and jamming.
— tired brett back in kentucky (@thebrettclark) August 1, 2019
Answer:
Dude, lately it’s anything from Billie Eilish. I know that’s weird, but there’s something about her vibe that is so fucking relaxing. It’s practically ASMR to me. All time, it’s definitely Maroon 5’s “Makes Me Wonder” – it was actually my entrance music in backyard wrestling back in the day. Don’t judge it until you see the full vision. My hips do NOT lie.
Question:
How many white claws could Andre the Giant drink?
— TheWrasslinSinger (@SoBroMose) August 1, 2019
Answer:
Somewhere between a million and “fuck this shit.”
Question:
Looking ahead to next year what are some names you want to see in SCI for 2020?
— Steven McCash (@MC_Cash75) August 1, 2019
Answer:
Man, I want B-Boy back, first and foremost. I hate just signing him up for another 4-day loop like it’s nothing, but the guy killed it this weekend. Easily my MVP of SCI weekend.
Would love to see Daniel Makabe come back to defend the crown.
After this weekend, I don’t think anyone is going to argue that Manders is undeserving of a spot in 2020.
As far as new faces go, give me Effy, Orange Cassidy, Danhausen, Cabana Man Dan, Alex Zayne, Blake Christian, and Allie Kat.
Question:
Why did Mufasa have an American accent and Scar have a British accent in Lion King despite being brothers? Will this impact the Titans O line in any way?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) August 2, 2019
Answer:
I think that their mom was American and their dad was British, if I’m not mistaken. Obviously, this is huge news for the Titans offensive line for a multitude of #reasons.
Question:
You’re stuck floating around the world in a hot air balloon for a year. You can only land for bathroom breaks and food pick ups. Who is the one person you take with you and the one person you say no way to. Stuck with them for a year small space. pic.twitter.com/0vUjHJrfJ7
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) August 2, 2019
Answer:
I’m bringing Todd Chrisley with me because I need constant charisma and entertainment in my life. I am absolutely saying NO WAY to Richard Simmons because I can’t live through another “has Richard Simmons been kidnapped?” fiasco.
Question:
When is the last time you sang the hokey pokey, and did you turn yourself around?
— FooFooBunny (@FooFooBunny22) August 2, 2019
Answer:
If you do the hokey pokey, you always turn yourself around. Them’s the rules, and if you don’t, then you’re NOT doing the hokey pokey. That said, I haven’t done the hokey pokey in so long that I don’t even remember how to.
Question:
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
— GradingPlushdaddy (@GPlushdaddy) August 4, 2019
Answer:
I’m pretty middle ground on this ever-important debate. But, generally, I think a hot dog can be either.
In a nice bun, I’d say it is not a sandwich the same way a burrito is not a sandwich. A sandwich is only created when items are placed between two slices of bread. If a hot dog bun is attached, it is one piece of bread. Therefore, a hot dog is not a sandwich.
But, should the bun split, as is known to happen on occasion, it is thus in a state of existing between two pieces of bread. Therefore, a hot dog can also totally be a sandwich.
So, in essence, this is a question that depends a lot on specifics and context.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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