Bill Belichick’s Dog Is the Star of the 2020 NFL Draft

No one has been a bigger scene-stealer throughout the 2020 NFL Draft than Bill Belichick's dog, Nike, who is the goodest GM of them all.

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No doubt that this has been the craziest NFL Draft of all time. We’ve seen things we never thought we’d see on NFL programming this weekend. But, as it draws to a close, we have to look at the big time stars of the weekend…Javon Kinlaw’s dad, Isaiah Wilson’s mom, Mike Vrabel’s war room, Kliff Kingsbury on the set of the Parasite sequel, Roger Goodell’s M&Ms…all are good strong honorable mentions. But, let’s be real for a minute. Bill Belichick’s dog, Nike, is the real show-stealer of the weekend.

Who is the goodest good boi general manager in the NFL? Who is making all the right picks?!?! YOU ARE, NIKE! (The dog’s name is Nike – someone did a feature on hima couple of years ago. Look it up.)

I love it. By the way, I love Belichick’s BDE. “Fuck this draft thing – I’m gonna let my dog make the picks and show the NFL who’s boss.” At least he had the blinds open on Night 2 of the draft. On Night 1, they were closed….as if someone was going to walk up on his back porch and get the scoop on who the Pats wanted.

I swear I love that man so much. No one’s shit is tighter than Bill Belichick and that is why he’s the greatest coach in the history of the NFL. The Patriots have had NINE picks in this year’s draft, and none of them have been a quarterback to this point. And, of course that’s the case! We were fools to ever think that he was going to draft a quarterback high.

We were fools for thinking Belichick would draft a QB high. He is either going to:

A) Prove his greatness by winning Super Bowls with Jarrett Stidham.

B) Prove he can do it again by drafting Cole McDonald in the 7th round and winning Super Bowls with him.

After he decides to retire, Nike will take over as head coach of the Patriots Mark my words.

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