In a shocking turn of events, it’s actually a bad idea to fart bare ass next to someone, as they could potentially breathe in coronavirus.
New Zealand’s Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, has officially declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker. Let’s hope the rest of the world follows suit.
In a plot that has as many twists and turns as Knives Out, a man has been arrested for throwing a firecracker at a lady and setting four trucks on fire.
It’s our time to step for Dr. Anthony Fauci the way he’s stepped up for millions of Americans. Let’s name this guy the ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’
This shopkeeper in Australia absolutely obliterated this man’s head for spitting on the oranges in his store. Now ain’t the time for fuckery like this.
Stoney Keeley implores people to stop digging up deities that are represented by a skinless human corpse like the Flayed Lord.
Things have taken a turn in Louisiana, and the governor has called on one man to rally the people: LSU Tigers head football coach, Coach O.
Boneless Thugs-N-Harmony is a thing that really exists now that Bone Thugs-N-Harmony have officially changed their names to promote Buffalo Wild Wings.
Florida recently approved a bill that would allow a couple of state agencies to start using drones to fight off damn Burmese pythons. This sounds like a war!
