How ‘Bout Ben Bartch Downing This Disgusting Smoothie to Get Diesel?

I guess Ben Bartch is a bit of an expert when it comes to getting stack dieseled. He put on 60 pounds after consuming this disgusting smoothie.

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You never really know what you’re going to get when you tune in to the NFL Draft…but especially when you’re on Day 3 of the madness, and everyone’s running on fumes. When the Jacksonville Jaguars selected offensive lineman Ben Bartch, we were reminded exactly of that. This clip surfaced and now my stomach is turning.

Ya lost me at scrambled eggs, bro. Why do you have to scramble ’em first? We’ve all seen dudes put raw eggs in their smoothies. Is that not a thing anymore? It’s been a long time and a lotta pounds since I was into that sort of thing. Also, if you scrambled ’em, that means they’re gonna be warm. I don’t want a warm egg smoothie.

Just give me the eggs and the grits, and I will have a nice pleasant breakfast. Maybe some peanut butter toast, and a nice banana to polish things off.

I’m all about efficiency. But, some things are just meant to be enjoyed. That’s breakfast for me. No need to mix everything up with some red Gatorade and make it a quicker meal.

It’s all going to the same place, I suppose. You do you, big man. What’s the over/under on how many calories are in that thing? I’m gonna say 2,000 easy.

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