A couple overpays for some candy big time, knowing that sales have been down for this man due to the coronavirus pandemic.
New Zealand’s Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, has officially declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker. Let’s hope the rest of the world follows suit.
In a plot that has as many twists and turns as Knives Out, a man has been arrested for throwing a firecracker at a lady and setting four trucks on fire.
It’s our time to step for Dr. Anthony Fauci the way he’s stepped up for millions of Americans. Let’s name this guy the ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’
This shopkeeper in Australia absolutely obliterated this man’s head for spitting on the oranges in his store. Now ain’t the time for fuckery like this.
Stoney Keeley implores people to stop digging up deities that are represented by a skinless human corpse like the Flayed Lord.
Arnold is stepping up and encouraging people to stay at home and not be idiots and morons during the coronavirus outbreak.
Things have taken a turn in Louisiana, and the governor has called on one man to rally the people: LSU Tigers head football coach, Coach O.
The senior vice president of marketing for White Claw recently announced that we’d be getting three new flavors in 2020. Consider me hyped.
Do we need to call the National Guard to get more Old Bay hot sauce?