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I Hope I’m Long Gone Before Humans Turn Into Gremlins
I don’t want no part in a future where humans look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Stoney Keeley
November 9, 2022
I don’t want no part in a future where humans look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
You might be able to pay to get that blue checkmark in the future.
This man done hit Texas Pete with the okie doke.
For Nashville’s sake, let’s hope Deja Vu wins the Mega Millions tomorrow night…
It would appear as though the folks at the Amarillo Zone have a brand new cryptid on their hands. Wonder what wormhole this thing crawled out of.
What would you do if you woke up one morning and found a giant K-Mart sign in your front yard?
That’s right, folks – Old Bay vodka…just in time for bloody mary season.
Should park officials allow Hank the Tank to continue living his best life? Our brightest minds are wondering.
I guess we’re taking the content game to outer space.
I’m no scientist, but this sure does sound like the aliens are trying to reach us…