Huge story out of Hermitage this morning, as apparently, someone left their Zaxby’s at the intersection of Lebanon Road and Old Hickory Boulevard.
Everyone’s freaking out over Mark Zuckerberg wearing so much sunscreen he looks like a clown, but check out dat caboose, baby! Good for Zuck!
Someone is going to want to talk to our manager.
Someone needs to tell this looter that that isn’t actually a real cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.
USA Today fired off a tweet that described a duet in vivid detail without calling it a duet. That begs the question: do they know what a duet is?
Two people robbed a Sheetz in Virginia with hollowed out watermelons on their heads, and honestly, this is the most heartwarming robbery you’ll read about.
In this day and age, bumper tables might be the only reason I’m going to actually show up at your bar.
Big time shout out is in order for Mailman Josh, who is out there on those New Hampshire streets spreading good to some 2020 grads.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have an incredible breaking news story to share today. There are no limits on the hams.
In a shocking turn of events, it’s actually a bad idea to fart bare ass next to someone, as they could potentially breathe in coronavirus.